E-mail from Alcatraz

There are so many things wrong with this e-mail my siblings and I received from my mother while she was in California on vacation.

Let's just dive right in, shall we?

I'm pretty sure the subject was supposed to be Manulife... don't ask me why.

I could be mistaken, but I think "Alcartz" must be the UBER UBER secure and top secret version of "Alcatraz" because I sure haven't heard of it.

Oh, and I'm also fairly confident than my mom HAD a big day...

The lack of punctuation really isn't helping here.

Classic fob!