My mom calls me...
Mom: I got you a jay ma-DOW-yun.
Me: Ok... what's that?
Mom: It's jay. A ma-dow-yun of jay.
Me: Jade?
Mom: Yes
Me: A jade ma-DOW-yun?
Mom: Yes
Me: Ok now what's a ma-DOW-yun?
Mom: You know, like a biscuit.
Me: What??? Now you've really lost me.
Mom: It's a ma-dow-yun made of jay. What's there to be loss about?
Me: Oh a JADE MEDALLION!
Mom: Ya... a jay ma-DOW-yun
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