Who Wants Some Drinks?

My mom is a fob. In this post, she was trying to be hospitable during a family dinner. She wasn't using her indoor voice so it made her hospitality EXTRA evident.


Mom: HEY SHUT UP EVERYBODY! WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS???? WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS OF WATER???? WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS OF SOFT DRINKS?????


I love how my mom somehow manages to combine being a good host with being very in-your-face and demanding. I also like how she is speaking in some sort of cryptic prose. Some drinks of soft drinks? I'm intrigued. What happens if I request some drinks of water? Will she bring a bucket over to me and let me get in a few good gulps?

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