Thrifty Rape Prevention

Like many fobs out there, my fobby mom is a HUGE worry wart. This has proven to be quite the annoyance for most of my life, and this day was no exception...

Mom: Erin, I bought you something.

Me: What is it?

Mom: Here you go *hands me small metal object*

Me: It’s a whistle…?

Mom: It’s a rape whistle J

Me: OMG

Mom: It’s for when you get rape.

Me: WHEN I get raped? Oh dear… *blows into whistle*. Mom… this thing is SO quiet!

Mom: Hmm maybe I shouldn’t have bought it from the dollar store.