Today's post is about yours truly. Enjoy!
Me 'n my gwai lo husband were shopping for noodles at Safeway...
Husband: Should we stay true to your people and get the Ichiban brand?
Me: Number 1: I'm not Japanese. Number 2: If we are staying true to my people we are buying the Safeway brand because it's the cheapest per gram.
If you want to try and convince a Chinese person to spend 9 cents more for a brand name... be my guest.
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Thursday, 15 November 2012
Thursday, 19 July 2012
Are You Kidding Me!?
My mom, my sister and I were sitting on the couch watching TV before dinner when my mother got a phone call from my little brother.
Mom: Hello? *pause* WHAT?!?!?!?!
My mom sprang to her feet.
Mom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
She then ran out of the room. At this point, my sister and I were both perplexed and concerned. It was raining pretty heavily that day, so I thought maybe he had gotten himself stranded somewhere.
Me: I wonder what's wrong. I hope everything's Ok.
Sister: Yeah what the hell's going on?
This was all very dramatic but after a couple of seconds my mom paced back into the room.
Mom: Well can you ask if they can make more chicken? *pause* Ok love you bye. *Click*
Me: What was that all about?
Mom: Safeway ran out of roasted chickens.
Mom: Hello? *pause* WHAT?!?!?!?!
My mom sprang to her feet.
Mom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
She then ran out of the room. At this point, my sister and I were both perplexed and concerned. It was raining pretty heavily that day, so I thought maybe he had gotten himself stranded somewhere.
Me: I wonder what's wrong. I hope everything's Ok.
Sister: Yeah what the hell's going on?
This was all very dramatic but after a couple of seconds my mom paced back into the room.
Mom: Well can you ask if they can make more chicken? *pause* Ok love you bye. *Click*
Me: What was that all about?
Mom: Safeway ran out of roasted chickens.
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