My mom was on fire last night at dinner. Here are some random highlights from the conversations we had:
Me: Mom, where did you get this shrimp from?
Mom: Ginatown
Me: Ginatown? Hahaha!
Mom: Yeah, that's what it's called.
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Me: What kind of animal is in lap cheong?
Mom: Some is chickens and some is porks. Some is lambs.
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Me: Are you thinking about going on an Alaskan Cruise?
Mom: I'd rather be on a Herwaiian Cruise
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My mom was starting to feel full...
Mom: I'm stuff!
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Mom: By all means! Fill your nuts! I mean your boots!
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My sister went into the kitchen and you could hear that she dropped something. My mom proceeded to freak out before she even knew what was going on.
Mom: COLLEEN! ARE YOU BREAKING... some STUFF?!?!?!?
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