Mom: What are you doing tonight? Can me and gogo come over for a fisit?
Me: I'm going to see Gilbert Gottfried tonight at Yuk Yuk's comedy club.
Mom: Is it a Girl-Nights-Ow?
Mom: Oh. You know who is Gilber Goffreeze, right?
Me: No. (I know who he is but I wanted to see what my mom would say)
Mom: He is the guy that scrunches his eye ball.