Monday, 13 January 2014

FOB Tips

Fob tip of the day: Never say "none of your business" to your fobby parent.

You might as well say: "Dearest parent, please accept this as my formal invitation to become unrelentingly obsessed with where I'm going, what I'll be doing, who will be there, if there will be drugs, and why I am keeping secrets".

I hope you've found this tip helpful.

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Long Johns

Ok people. The FOBulous Mom is back after a long bout of pure unadulterated laziness. Today I present to you the following picture which was snapped from deep inside the fob habitat:

Observe the air purification in progress

Now, being a good Canadian, my mother has prepared herself for the long winters by stocking up on several hundred pairs of long johns. Being a good appliance owner, she has prepared herself for dryer maintenance day by doing much of the same.

Friday, 3 January 2014

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year from The FOBulous Mom! Keep it real in 2014 y'hear?