I heard somewhere that the rat was the best animal in the Chinese Zodiac. I thought that was quite the bizarre animal to make "Best Animal on the Zodiac", so I mentioned it to my mother to gather her thoughts.
Me: Mom, I heard that the rat is the best animal on the Zodiac.
Mom: That's not true.
Me: Well that's just what I heard.
Mom: Well I'M the Chinese one and I say Dragon is the bess because everybody wants to be a Dragon!
She's right... everybody DOES want to be a Dragon! Now if that isn't flawless logic I don't know what is.