My mom was on fire last night at dinner. Here are some random highlights from the conversations we had:
Me: Mom, where did you get this shrimp from?
Me: Ginatown? Hahaha!
Mom: Yeah, that's what it's called.
Me: What kind of animal is in lap cheong?
Mom: Some is chickens and some is porks. Some is lambs.
Me: Are you thinking about going on an Alaskan Cruise?
Mom: I'd rather be on a Herwaiian Cruise
My mom was starting to feel full...
Mom: I'm stuff!
Mom: By all means! Fill your nuts! I mean your boots!
My sister went into the kitchen and you could hear that she dropped something. My mom proceeded to freak out before she even knew what was going on.
Mom: COLLEEN! ARE YOU BREAKING... some STUFF?!?!?!?