Yesterday my mom and I were taking our out-of-town cousin, Janice, to the greyhound bus station. To kill some time beforehand, we were out shopping and I was beginning to get a bit thirsty...
Mom: Is there anywhere else we need to go?
Me: I'm done, but I really need something to drink right about now.
Mom: Ooooh let's go to McDonald's to get the new drink! The McSlush-- McFlur-- what the hell do they call their new fruit smoothies? The Mc-- Mc-- McSlurshy?
Me: I'm pretty sure they just call 'em fruit smoothies.