Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Same Pants

So one day I was wearing a pair of mint green jeans to my parents' house and my mom piped up:

Mom: Hey I have those same pants!

Me: Oh really??? *Surprised that my mom would actually buy stylish pants like moi*

Mom: YA! Did you get those from HMV????

Me: Uuuhhhhhh......

My Sister: Oh my GAWD, Mother. You got them from H&M.

Mom: Oh.

Me: Nice attempt at being cool though.

Fact: My mom will never be cool.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

The Lint Lady

I was at my parents' house the other day when I saw my mother perched in the dryer like so:

When I asked her what she was doing in the dryer, she stated that she was cleaning out the lint trap. Obviously she was doing a very thorough job as she was digging around in there for quite awhile.

When she finally emerged, I understood why she was really going to town on that thing. I snapped the resulting pic:

I guess chopsticks are good for more than just eating, cramming frozen juice down a funnel, and mixing paint!