My little brother is a HUGE Led Zeppelin fan. Actually, to say that he is a huge fan would be an understatement. He bleeds ZoSo.
One day a long time ago, my well-intentioned, mal-informed mother burst into my little brother's room...
Mom: Did you hear? Robert Plant is DEAD!
Brother: WHAT???
Mom: Yes. He is dead. I heard it on the radio.
Brother: I can't believe it *devastated*
My brother immediately goes on the computer to start investigating the deets:
Brother: What the hell? There is no news on his death yet. You'd think there would be more media coverage since he was in Led Zeppelin.
Mom: Led Zeppelin? He wasn't in Led Zeppelin.
Brother: What??? What are you talking about???
Mom: Robert Palmer wasn't in Led Zeppelin.
Brother: OH MY GOD! YOU SAID ROBERT PLANT DIED, NOT ROBERT PALMER!
Mom: No I didn't.
Brother: OMG YOU ARE SO STUPID!!!!!! *storms off*
Mom: What's his problem?
My mom has many issues with mistaken identity.
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