So... I'm fat, right?

Short post today. I'll admit to being a tad bit lazy with the blogging as of late, but I promise I'll be better soon!

Anywho... to expand on my previous post, I was pestering my mother again for being fat because it amuses me so. This time, her response was: "You think I'm fat? Hey everyone, look at Erin's gut! Erin is the bagel girl! BAGEL GIRL!"

Nice.

Interestingly enough though, my mom proceeded to invite me over for dinner a few days later where she stated: "I will fatten you up so you can give me GRANDSON!"

Well that escalated quickly...