Do you think you have a fob living in your house? Are you unsure? How would you know if you did?
In today's post I will be helping you identify some key signs that you may have a fob living in your midst. I have taken pictures from inside a REAL fob habitat to help you know what to look for.
Let's start with an obvious one: the T&T plastic grocery bags. If you see lots of these mofos around the house, chances are you've got a fob on your hands.
Plentiful Tsu Tsing Yat Ding or Gong Jai Mein.
Bamboo shoots and what appears to be canned shrimp.
An entire closet full of school supplies. A lifetime of school supplies can come in handy... NEVER.
Shit-packed freezer. It is important for fobs to keep freezer burnt ham at the bottom of the freezer so he/she can reach the items at the top.
Box of receipts. To be kept, but never to be touched.
Miss-matched bedding. Who needs matching bedding? Everything in a fob household stays in-style FOREVER!
Various assortment of junk on the bedside table. Notice the SanDisk and miscellany in the ziploc bag, the no-name ointment, and the hello kitty drawstring bag.
A shit-packed armoir / A sweater for any occasion.
The ever important Susan Boyle CD.
broken pencil and miniature screw-driver?"
"Did you check in the crystal swan????"
"Oh right! DUH!"
Corner clutter. A fob household with clutter pushed into the corner or stacked in piles
against the wall is a tidy fob household indeed.
Oh and if none of those were a dead giveaway, the crazy lady stirring the Crystal Light in a Campbells soup mug with a chopstick calling you an "IDIOT" will do the trick.