Tuesday 19 June 2012

Do You Have a Fob in the House?

Do you think you have a fob living in your house? Are you unsure? How would you know if you did?

In today's post I will be helping you identify some key signs that you may have a fob living in your midst. I have taken pictures from inside a REAL fob habitat to help you know what to look for.


1.
 














Let's start with an obvious one: the T&T plastic grocery bags. If you see lots of these mofos around the house, chances are you've got a fob on your hands.



2.
Thousand Year Old Duck Eggs. No fob household goes without.




3.
Unnecessary note indicating whether the dishwasher has been run, which is always left on the fridge.




4.
Plentiful Tsu Tsing Yat Ding or Gong Jai Mein.



5.
Bamboo shoots and what appears to be canned shrimp. 




6.
An entire closet full of school supplies. A lifetime of school supplies can come in handy... NEVER.



7.
Shit-packed freezer. It is important for fobs to keep freezer burnt ham at the bottom of the freezer so he/she can reach the items at the top.




8.
Box of receipts. To be kept, but never to be touched.




9.
Miss-matched bedding. Who needs matching bedding? Everything in a fob household stays in-style FOREVER! 




10.
Nowhere to sit. Junk is too important.




11.
Various assortment of junk on the bedside table. Notice the SanDisk and miscellany in the ziploc bag, the no-name ointment, and the hello kitty drawstring bag. 




12.
A shit-packed armoir / A sweater for any occasion. 




13.
An easter basket holding a lampshade.... or is it a lampshade holding an easter basket? 




14.
The ever important Susan Boyle CD.




15.
Rubber bands where you'd least expect... 




16.
"Mom, where did I leave the nail clippers, multi-colour ballpoint pen,
broken pencil and miniature screw-driver?"

"Did you check in the crystal swan????"

"Oh right! DUH!"




17.
Corner clutter. A fob household with clutter pushed into the corner or stacked in piles
against the wall is a tidy fob household indeed. 




18.
Slippers.




19.
Slippers.... 




20.
Slippers.... 




21.
And more slippers.... 




22.
Other people's slippers...




23.
Oh and if none of those were a dead giveaway, the crazy lady stirring the Crystal Light in a Campbells soup mug with a chopstick calling you an "IDIOT" will do the trick.






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