Mom: I think something is wrong with the tire. Check the back wheels.
Sister: It looks like you have a flat tire.
Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR STUPID BROTHER TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE LIBRARY!?!?!
Sister: What happened???
Mom: I RAN OVER A CURB, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Sister: I didn't know you were going to get a flat tire!
Mom: WHERE IS YOUR STUPID BROTHER?!!?!?!?