One beautiful summer's day, my parents were returning home from running errands. As they were pulling into our crescent, my dad spotted our neighbours outside. After he pulled onto the driveway, he got out of the car and walked over to say "hello". My mom, on the other hand, got out of the car and ran into the house.
A few minutes into the neighbourly chat, my mom stuck her head out from the garage and proceeded to yell "DAAAAVID! DAAAAAVID! COME PEE ON MY PEE!"
Shocked, my dad turned to the neighbours and said "Uh.... I gotta go now, bye", and hurried back into the house.
Why my mother couldn't wait to flush the toilet... no one will ever know.