We were trying to leave the house for a family trip to Jasper and my mom was a little bit obsessed over the whole family going to the washroom before we left...
"Everybody sit down and relax! We should wait till we all need to poo."
"Stop feeding your dad. He's gonna crap!"
"You don't want to eat too much because somebody's going to poo somewhere."
"Marky, go make a doo doo."
"I would much rather go poo here than on the road!"
"Gotta do the doo!"