Around the dinner table, my family is discussing all the animals my mom has eaten…
Me: Mom, have you ever eaten dog?
Mom: Not that I know of.
Me: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Mom: Ummmm probably monkey brains.
Me: Ew. How about Tiger Penis?
Mom: NO WAY MAN! We were way too poor to afford that.
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