DISCLAIMER: The following post has been deemed POLITICALLY INCORRECT! Please remember that my mom is totally ESL (English-as-a-Second-Language). Reader discretion is advised. Oh... and if you are offended by this, please feel free to make fun of asians... white people are fair game too.
After driving a friend named "Mark" home during University, my mom makes the following remark:
Mom: What’s his name again?
Me: Mark
Mom: Everybody’s name is Mark! All of your friends are MARK!
Me: Like four maybe...
Mom: You know why that is, right?
Me: Haha, why?
Mom: IT’S THAT GODDAMN MARK MESSIER!!!
Me: Haha. If that's true, then how come I don’t know anyone named “Wayne”?
Mom: BECAUSE, Erin…. Wayne is a GAY name!
Me: Mark
Mom: Everybody’s name is Mark! All of your friends are MARK!
Me: Like four maybe...
Mom: You know why that is, right?
Me: Haha, why?
Mom: IT’S THAT GODDAMN MARK MESSIER!!!
Me: Haha. If that's true, then how come I don’t know anyone named “Wayne”?
Mom: BECAUSE, Erin…. Wayne is a GAY name!
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| For the record I like the name Wayne. Go Oilers Go! |
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