Friday, 23 March 2012

Those Damn Oilers!

DISCLAIMER: The following post has been deemed POLITICALLY INCORRECT! Please remember that my mom is totally ESL (English-as-a-Second-Language). Reader discretion is advised. Oh... and if you are offended by this, please feel free to make fun of asians... white people are fair game too.

After driving a friend named "Mark" home during University, my mom makes the following remark:
Mom: What’s his name again?

Me: Mark

Mom: Everybody’s name is Mark! All of your friends are MARK!

Me: Like four maybe...

Mom: You know why that is, right?

Me: Haha, why?


Me: Haha. If that's true, then how come I don’t know anyone named “Wayne”?

Mom: BECAUSE, Erin…. Wayne is a GAY name!  

For the record I like the name Wayne.
Go Oilers Go!

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