What to write, what to write...
Let's go with a FOB Memory:
To set the scene, me and my little sister were trying to sign up for hotmail accounts MANY MANY years ago and, as usual, my mom was getting suspicious that we were up to no good.
Mom: What are you girls doing….
Me: Oh we’re just trying to sign up for Hotmail accounts
Mom: and just WHO..... is this HOT MALE????!?!?!?!?!!!!